just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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