Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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