My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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