I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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