My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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