so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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