I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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