Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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