If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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