i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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