so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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