We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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