you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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