At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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