stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
