I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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