idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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