I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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