thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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