yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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