thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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