There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
