he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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