So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
