just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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