me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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