Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Help. Why am I so naked?
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