You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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