Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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