so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
