I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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