She is in my trunk
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She announced her abortion via fbk
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
