We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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