So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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