She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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