Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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