Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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