She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
