i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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