We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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