Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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