no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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