I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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