I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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