Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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