Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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