he wants to bone in the snuggie
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
try to milk me bitch
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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