do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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