I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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