dude i'm inner monologue high
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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