and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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