we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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