I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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