and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
