we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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